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Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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