We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Do plants get herpes?
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