shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
