remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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