i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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