Those balls look pretty dangerous.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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