Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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