K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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