I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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