Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Randomize
