we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
