you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Text me some of your sweat
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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