Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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