I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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