I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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