But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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