Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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