I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Randomize
