also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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