I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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