Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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