So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Panties = found
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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