Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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