Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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