He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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