Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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