Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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