From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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