I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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