I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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