I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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