I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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