Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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