you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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