We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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