i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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