its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Randomize
