Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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