South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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