Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Two words: blizzard sex
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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