talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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