Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize