Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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