They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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