Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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