Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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