Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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