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Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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