Can Purell be used as lube?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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