Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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