Don't you send me to vm
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I party with great urgency now.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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