I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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