i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
