He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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