Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize