That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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