Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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