i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Are we still banned from the library?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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