I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
How's work?
Spinning.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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