My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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