There is no way he is gay with that hair.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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